Poo Problem

The PALS dogs (Austin, Alexis, and Andersen) who Michelle and I had this week got some mysterious GI tract infection that turned them into poo squirting geysers. . .and it was nasty.  Gelatinous, liquid, acidic liquid poo that burned your nose and made your eyes water.  Yes you needed that visual. 

So we are all at work today minding our own business when poor Andersen can't hold his business anymore and lets it out, all over the office floor.   Instantly the office was filled with a HORRIBLE stench.  The secretary ran out of the room gagging.  Michelle who was also gagging grabbed office gloves and paper towels. . .and I grabbed a ziplock and a spoon (because of course you need a poo sample) so off to work I went with my teaspoon and little plastic bag scooping up the jello liquid poo into a bag.   It was this odd light orange color and smelled horrible - but I kept it together, kept down my breakfast, and finished the job.

However, things got more difficult for me after that.  For lunch I had an enchilada with red sauce, which looked like.....with orange sauce.......but at least it tasted good.  So I closed my eyes and ate it up.

Then my next client after lunch came in for swallowing therapy with his pureed peaches...which were the exact same color and consistency of the a-fore mentioned accident.  It was so difficulty to keep telling him to take a bite but at least it didn't smell.

So. . .now I am home, the dogs are gone back to the ranch with Nancy. Wheezer is back to normal (she had a strange barking problem this week.) and I am left to try to remove the memories of today's poo accident.  Now that they are safely removed from my mind and placed on the internet for anyone and everyone to read I can call this a success and go about my evening leisure activities.  Enjoy.